Had a brief career short selling bacon on the black market. Spent 2001-2004 investing in sausage in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent two years working with Easter candy in Libya. Have a strong interest in analyzing Roombas in Washington, DC. Practiced in the art of creating marketing channels for salsa for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2008 investing in jack-in-the-boxes in Africa.